I was sent a flower on Facebook by an anonymous person. (Well, I know who it is, but I ain’t telling.) Here it is:

I hear tell (from the Flower Shop Network, to be precise) that the allium indicates the giver is “perfect and elegant.” Now, I don’t know if my anonymous benefactor really means to indicate just that (past experience suggests otherwise), but it’s a nice little delusion that she does. Or he. She or he. Anonymous and all.